Brad Pitt's Stupid Little Beard

Brad Pitt is starring in "World War Z." The trailer, below, is a great example of a trailer that tells its viewers absolutely nothing about plot or content. It also uses the background music used in almost every single recently released action film for the past year and a half. The movie also features a bit of Brad Pitt's really ugly, graying little tuft of a beard.


The graying little tuft of a beard can also be found in Chanel's new perfume ad.


So fucking ugly. Visually attaching the image of Brad Pitt with that stupid beard to this perfume makes me physically repulsed from it.

Obsessed With Emma Stone

Yall thought I was gonna say Emma Watson, huh? Well, yes I'm still obsessed with her too. But Emma Stone is really blowing up Hollywood these days. She is seriously a classy broad. I always appreciate a girl that can be porcelain pale, own it, and look gorgeous. Helps that she's hilarious. And fashionable. And nice... I mean, I don't really know since I'm not her friend, but doesn't she just seem that way?









AND she looks good as blonde and a redhead! Talk about versatility. I think I love her...

Kim Kardashian & Kris Humphries

WTF, look at that height difference! I usually never realize how short celebrities are in general just because they seem larger than life anyways, but damn, Kim K next to her man really blows my mind. Also, the 5-inch Louboutins are missing from her workout routine.

Celebrity Style: Kate Bosworth

I'm literally obsessed with the fashion of Kate Bosworth. I can't actually remember the last time she was in a movie (Win a Date With Tad Hamilton?), but she has been popping up in style blogs all over the hizzouse, so power to her. Rachel Bilson, Camilla Belle, and she must meet up and have some kind of joint game plan.







As you can see, she has lots of outfits where she uses one color and makes it interesting by using shades or textures. I found pics of her at this year's Coachella (can't say I'm surprised), but in true Coachella form, she was wearing a hideous American flag graffiti graphic tee. Oh well, everyone's allowed to look grungy at a music festival.

Braided Up-Do

Okay, seriously, how do I do this? I can never figure out where they hide the ends of the braid so that it looks continuous. I wish I had white girl hair sometimes (blonde, wavy, and fine, in other words...), my asian hair may be thick and shiny but it is SO unmalleable. If it doesn't want to be styled a certain way, then it won't. Also, the awesome styles that Hollywood throws my way usually involve carelessly tousled waves, which if I were to achieve that aspect of whatever style it is, it would be anything but careless. It would actually be very carefully planned an calculated, involving a curling iron, countless brushes, hairspray, and unmentionable heat damage. Case in point, if you look at these braid styles below - if the waves were not present, the look would be too severe. What I REALLY need is a professional hair stylist, but until then, I'll just gaze in jealousy at everyone that can get their hair to do what they want it to besides lay straight and flat on the skull.

Mary-K and Smashley

Mary-Kate and Ashley are some classy broads, I don't care what people say. They actually have created extremely high-end brands, The Row and Elizabeth & James. I respect them for being involved in every aspect of their brand design process. I mean, can't really say the same for Lindsay Lohan (really, a legging collection?) or Jessica Simpson shoes.



Love them.

Jennifer Aniston + Smart Water

Call me crazy, but Jennifer Aniston is not the first person I would choose for a Smart Water rep... I would choose like, an athlete or at least a more recently successful actress. I can't remember the last romantic comedy she was in that didn't flop, or even what the name of the last romantic comedy in general was. But anyways, her skin and hair do look really good in this faux viral video, so I guess I can cut her some slack.

Happy Belated Birthday, Justin Bieber

I guess they didn't have a very fun night...

Kim Kardashian IMPOSTER: Melissa Molinaro!

Old Navy's new and annoying commercial features Miss Molinaro, basically a Kim K. look-alike. It's kind of like a knock off (ya know, à la Fendi purse fake) of the real thang. Maybe this is like, Old Navy symbolism - instead of spending millions of dollars on an expensive celeb, pay a fraction of the price for a product that looks the same, but may vary in quality. So... instead of paying 200 bucks for Kate Spade sandals, dish out a mere $5 for foam Old Navy flip flops! Okay, but in all fairness, Old Navy's quality and design has improved significantly over the past few years, they have been upping the ante on their ad campaigns. I am just being brutal bc I think it's funny they ACTUALLY got a Kim Kardashian knock-off.

Amanda Seyfried, Naked Slut

Justin Timberlake interviews Amanda Seyfried for Interview Magazine.




"SEYFRIED: [laughs] I think I should mention that I'm not wearing any clothes.

TIMBERLAKE: Well, if that's how you'd like to be interviewed, then that's totally fine.

SEYFRIED: I'm most comfortable in my birthday suit.

TIMBERLAKE: It's a free country—from what I'm told. But maybe this is a good opportunity then for us to go back to the beginning. You grew up in Pennsylvania?"

........Awkward.

Natalie Portman, Cry if you want to

LOL i love looking at people's "crying face"... that scrunched up, ugly, pained expression that you feel bad for giggling at, but the idea is so inappropriate you sometimes let out a chuckle anyways. I never noticed how much Natalie Portman cries in all her movies, but I guess it's better to be typecast as someone with an emotional range.

I Love Natalie Portman

Natalie Portman is engaged and pregnant, and I love her so much I can't even find it in me to be jealous. She is so classy and, surprise, she has actual acting talent. I mean, don't quote me on this, but apparently you can be a celebrity, singing or acting ability not a requirement any longer (i.e. Kardashians, Ryan Seacrest, Paris Hilton, Kelly Osborne...). Natalie Portman is that shining star though-- the one actress that every guy is allowed to be in love with and every woman can admire and not be offended that her boyfriend thinks she's awesome. I mean, so far every guy I've met ranks Natalie Portman and Jessica Alba on their lists, and which I honestly don't really see the appeal of Jessica Alba, but whatever.


And the best part about her is that she is a FLAT-CHESTED CELEBRITY! Yes... you can have no boobs and people might still love you. There's hope out there, just hang on all my 34A friends roaming around in padded bras. Also, that fact that she can shave her damn head and still be attractive is some serious skill in the looks department.

You know, Natalie Portman's happiness and success almost makes me not upset about this shit right here:


Seriously. Jake G is the ideal man, right behind Chris Pine obviously, and he chooses to date TAYLOR SWIFT? UGH, I'm sorry Jake, but my respect level for you has dropped to the floor. Yes, T. Swift has some intense song writing and music ability, but she's like 9 years your junior and, most importantly of all, SHE HAS DATED JOE JONAS AND TAYLOR LAUTNER. Like, really? It's kind of like you're dating someone you would babysit. Sorry, I can't continue to talk about this or I'll throw up on my macbook.

Run, Spencer, Run!

Found this website (funnily enough, from Spencer Pratt's twitter) where a particular picture of Spencer Pratt running, beard/army attire and all, is photoshopped into various different contexts. PERFECT. In some of the pics, they make him so small, it's like finding where's waldo, like when he's running to the Last Supper for example.







See Spencer run everywhere @ RunSpencerRun.com.

Katy Perry Cleavage Rejected by Sesame Street

Apparently a Katy Perry segment on Sesame Street was nixed because of the amount of cleavage visible.

“Sesame Street has always been written on two levels, for the child and adult. We use parodies and celebrity segments to interest adults in the show because we know that a child learns best when co-viewing with a parent or care-giver. We also value our viewers’ opinions and particularly those of parents. In light of the feedback we’ve received on the Katy Perry music video, which was released on YouTube only, we have decided we will not air the segment on the television broadcast of Sesame Street, which is aimed at preschoolers.”



Maybe this is an obvious suggestion, but why don't they just change her dress?

Lesbians = Justin Beiber

People can seriously make websites about anything.
LESBIANS THAT LOOKS LIKE JUSITN BEIBER





NONE of these images are actually Justin Beiber. They're just LESBIANS that LOOK like Justin Beiber. Who knew someone could make a whole website of that.

K. Heigl, Quote Un-Quote, Growing Up

KatieBug is on June's Harper's Bazaar issue, trying to prove she's has a slice of humble pie. Just because you adopted a Korean child doesn't erase the fact that you're completely unappreciative of your lot in life:
"Sometimes I think the American public just wants to see my life as good fortune. They don't want to know about the day-to-day. It ruins the fantasy."
LOL@KH, uh, your life IS good fortune. Do you know what percent of the American population makes your salary or more? Notalot%. Do you know about the day-to-day of everyone else? Just suck it up and take the 27 Dresses acting jobs.


via Harper's Bazaar

The Karate Kid Remake

WHY YALL GOTTA FIX THANGS THAT AIN'T BROKE?

This is a disgrace to Mr. Miyagi. Will Smith needs to calm it down tryina get his son all up in the movie business. This is like Charlie and the Chocolate Factory all over again, but worse and more heartbreaking.

The Many Looks

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just thinking about talentless stars

wait, why is alexa chung famous?
I think the same thing about lady gaga, but I think people actually like her.

Celebs as Pokémon

via Smosh Pit