Kim Kardashian & Kris Humphries

WTF, look at that height difference! I usually never realize how short celebrities are in general just because they seem larger than life anyways, but damn, Kim K next to her man really blows my mind. Also, the 5-inch Louboutins are missing from her workout routine.

I Get Invited to Every Royal Wedding

Ommgggg so I got invited to Will and Kate's big fussy royal wedding! So crazy, right? I thought my invite got lost in the mail, just like Michelle and Barack's, but looks like it was only the most powerful political figure in the world that got a snub. Lol Obama's probably like, whatevs, I don't have time to go to weddings with Elton John and Ellen Degeneres. Fergie got snubbed too... I thought everyone meant from the Black Eyed Peas, but apparently there's an old white Brit named Fergie too.



But really, the bottom says to send RSVPs to the Chamberlain's Office... like does anyone really have anything more important to do than attend Prince William's marriage par-tay? Who would check "not attending" ?!

Dream Wedding

Seriously, cable TV needs to stop brainwashing me with unrealistic expectations. All these new wedding shows are training me to be an unreasonable bride. After watching "Say Yes to the Dress", I began searching for hypothetical dream dresses... but I soon realized that I beginning to pretend this was real life and that I was losing perspective on what thousands of dollars actually looks like. For example:


$4,600 - $7,990


$$$$ (code on the monique lhuiller website meaning $7,000 - $20,000...such a narrow price gap, right?)


$6,100 - $7,990

Okay...so, after browsing through dresses for awhile, the differences in thousands started to seem like nothing. LIke, 4,000 to 7,000...no big deal, right? NO, THAT'S A 3,000 DOLLAR PRICE RANGE. THOUSANDS. I was obviously delusional. I mean, besides that fact that all those dresses look distinctly similar, I definitely don't have thousands of moola in my bank account...or a boyfriend...or even any friends that are boys.

On a more reasonable note, Vera Wang is launching a collaborative, affordable line with David's Bridal! Reportedly, the dresses will cost from $600 - $1400. The line isn't named yet, but I can't wait to see and maybe fantasize some more about my imaginary wedding on a lower budget.