I Am Your Grandma

I might get nightmares from this, but I can't stop watching it. Have already viewed more than 10 times. My favorite mask is the baby mask... you'll see.

Kim Kardashian & Kris Humphries

WTF, look at that height difference! I usually never realize how short celebrities are in general just because they seem larger than life anyways, but damn, Kim K next to her man really blows my mind. Also, the 5-inch Louboutins are missing from her workout routine.

Hermione Granger CHOPS OFF THE LOCKS!

I guess she wants to shed her HP image and officially become rocker girl, liberal Brown student she has longed to be. Personally, I think she looks a little lesbian-ish and prefer the long hair, but hey, ya gotta do what ya gotta do

Better than Dixie Chicks?

Gwyneth Paltrow is now a country singer.
listen to the single "Country Strong" here.

LOL@Roger Federer

Good job Roger, way to miss that match point against your arch rival. Like, just straight up missed.



sooo.... that's how the final of the Madrid Open ended against apparently the two best players in tha world.

Sandra Bullock HAS A KID?

SO..... apparently Sandra Bullock adopted a little black boy from New Orleans and has had him for three months but has managed to keep it a total secret. like... WHAT? She is naming him Louis, after Louis Armstrong in honor of his original (and awesome) home of NOLA.

Surriously, WHAT the hell

"Must-Have Clogs for Spring"
That's LITERALLY the title of a piece on teenvogue.com. There is also a feature on "pastel hair" on another fashion blog. WTF? There have been a variety of moments this season while I have browsed fashion blogs/websites/magazines and I think, ARE YOU SURRIOUS? CLOGS ARE FREAKIN FUGLY.



like, are you telling me this is cute? because i'm throwing up.