lol @ Angelina Jolie's Leg

Did you really think I was going to be able to resist a post about the interference of Angelina Jolie's leg at the Oscars? Seriously, I can't remember what she presented because I can't remember what she said because I was too busy staring at how stupidly ridiculous her stance was on stage at basically the biggest event (at least in her career field) of the year.

Honestly, it wasn't a bad looking dress in my opinion. It was her appendage that looked bad. Pasty white, and looking weirdly disconnected from the rest of her body. Not to mention that her face is so sunken in, she looks legitimately like a skeleton with humungous lips. It's not just me being a huge bitch, others have noticed "the leg." There is now a Twitter account for Angelina Jolie's Right Leg. It has more than 26,000 followers.


Like I said: pasty; weirdly disconnected.



Okay, but honestly, she's sticking out her leg on purpose. Like, really far out beyond the barriers of her dress. Also, Brad, you look pretty terrible. Cut your hair and shave, it's the god damn mother fuckin' Oscars for chrissake. How is it that two of the most potentially attractive people in the world look like total shit?


Oh, just on stage looking like a complete asshole.


It's bad when people your peers make fun of you on national television while you're standing two feet away right after your handed them an award.

lol @ basketball

Who the hell is Jeremy Lin and why is everyone freaking out about him?

People Still Pay Avril Lavigne to Make Music?

LOL@Avril Lavigne, who just released her new video for her song, "What the Hell", which I (and I'm sure everyone else) was completely unaware was even out for public listening. The song is predictably pop and the video is being raped by product placement--seriously, could they linger on that Sony Ericsson digital camera for a few seconds longer? The song is, I admit, catchy, but I can't help be spiteful and look back on the days when Avril would get defensive and claim her music was alternative. To be frank, I'm shocked that over the course of over ten years, she has completely and utterly failed to grow at all as a musician... and judging from her wardrobe, as human being. Someone who has been divorced should stop dying their hair pink. Please.



I hope you LOLed. Everything about this video made me laugh. Even the last scene when I realize the male lead is wearing a Beirut t-shirt. How insulting.

The Most LOL I've Had in a While

Fratty or Bratty?

"Total Frat Move" (TFM for short) is like "F My Life" but for frat daddies and sorostitutes. It's pretty funny, except I'm wondering how long the site will survive...there are only so many frat-themed jokes you can make. I mean, I can list them all in like 5 seconds- every comment will be based on golf, banging girls wearing pearls and David Yurman, whiskey, the republican party, and corporate america. I guess we should laugh while we can, before the jokes get old and redundant.

"GDI hit on my girlfriend at a bar. Would've kicked his ass but fist fights are for GDIs. I had my dad fire his dad. TFM.
- Daniel Fratcliffe"

One of the funnier things is that the people who submit their wise-cracks make greek-themed names (LOL@daniel FRATcliffe)... I'm guessing the website isn't as fun for fratties on the west coast and other non-traditional frat areas. I mean, let's be completely honest here, when I think of Frat, I don't think of UC Santa Barbara, and neither do you.

They also sell frat merchandise-- which, is it just me, or is that a little bit GDI to buy a t-shirt with quotes on it? They are funny though, I will give them dat.



TotalFratMove.com

lol@Anne Rice

"Today I quit being a Christian. I'm out." - Anne Rice, July 28, 2010
Wow, is it now awkward that the book Christ the Lord is on your resumé, Anne?

Surprise, Surprise

Wow, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag, filing for divorce?
Who could've seen that one coming.

Panda Bear, not Juvenile

Like this new song by Panda Bear, "Slow Motion" --not to be confused with Juvenile's version, although I'm going to argue it's an equally good song.



When I went to high school briefly in Los Angeles, I went to this private school in West Hollywood with a lot of Jews, Russians, and siblings of minor celebrities. There was this Asian kid there that goes by "BJ Panda Bear" and I always, always think its him when people mention the band Panda Bear. He's on the L.A. social scene and likes to ake experimental photos of himself... Unfortunately (or maybe it is fortunate) the band and the person are nothing alike.


lol@BJPANDABEAR

Real Men Wear SPANX

Real men with real beer guts, anyway. At first I LOLed when I heard there was SPANX for men, imagining a groin hugging underwear that sucked in the gut and firmed the thighs, not unlike the girly spanx that are so popular. However, the PR reps at spanx probs realized that would not fly with manly men everywhere. So it's actually just undershirts that make all the fatty meat products, beer, and corn chips look like a 6-pack. It helps that the shirts are on already fit and good-looking male models...


Kind of steep at $58 for an undershirt, but if you're a single and desperate (slightly overweight) guy, 58 buckaroos ain't bad.

SPANX for Men

LOL@Roger Federer

Good job Roger, way to miss that match point against your arch rival. Like, just straight up missed.



sooo.... that's how the final of the Madrid Open ended against apparently the two best players in tha world.

lol@2010 TIME 100

yeah, because robert pattinson, neil patrick harris, and lea michele deserve to be on the same list as barack obama and malalai joy (thx for risking your life and starting all those underground schools for women in afghanistan, btw).

Rampant Ecological Disaster

"BP is responsible for this leak. BP will be paying the bill," Obama said.

LOL@BP. sad face for the animals :(

Welcome to the NFL Draft

LOL that no one* wants to draft Tim Tebow.

*I guess I have to hate the Broncos now.

Celebs as Pokémon

via Smosh Pit

Talk About a Downgrade

LOL@EmmaWatson-- you're rich, famous, and pretty (and maybe even smart, but your admission into Brown holds no sort of legitimacy since you're a celebrity so I have no way to tell if you're actually intelligent) but your taste in men is no beuno. Jay Barrymore, the british financier and Emma have broken up and now she's going out with some trust fund kid at Brown, Rafael Cebrian.



All I have to say is.......... really Emma? That's the best you can do? LOL.

Barbara Walters had it right

and so did thousands of other people with their gaydar in tune. Ricky Martin has come out the closet! Read his coming out statement online at his website.

I mean, too bad he didn't do this 10 years ago when he was relevant.

LOL@JonasBrothers

While for surfing audition tapes on youtube of various actors (check out Rachel McAdams audition for The Notebook) I found our the Jonas Brothers sang the theme song for "Jake Long: American Dragon." LLLOOOLLLLL oh jonas. Now that you're kind of legit famous you can pick and choose that you sing. Kind of.





Really cool.

Happy St. Patty's Day!

lol@thishilariouscard. This card was sent from a catholic mother-in-law to her non-catholic daughter-in-law.


Pretty sure that reads "Happy St. Patty's Day for my daughter who doesn't believe in anything anymore!" LOOOOLLLLL

via Passive Aggressive Notes

LOL@LINDSAYLOHAN

Hey, remember that one time Lindsay Lohan was named artistic advisor at Emanuel Ungaro? Yeah, well apparently that relationship didn't werk out so well (like everything else in her train wreck of a life) because Lohan was not invited/was a no-show to the Ungaro show in Paris.



Owner Asim Abdullah commented regarding lalohan "She's not involved in this collection." Wow, who saw that one coming. When I think of Lindsey Lohan, the words on-time, organized, not on cocaine, and artistic are def the first things I think of.

lol@jessicabiel

Justin Timberlake is set to star in the movie "Bad Teacher" with his ex, Cameron Diaz. Like, not just star in it with her, they're the two main characters. If there is a god, he has a sick sense of humor. Poor Jessica Biel. If I were her, I'd be on set, up JT's butt all day keeping an eye on that skank Cameron.




hm, but jason segal and molly shannon are starring in the movie. What a strange assortment of people.

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