Brad Pitt's Stupid Little Beard

Brad Pitt is starring in "World War Z." The trailer, below, is a great example of a trailer that tells its viewers absolutely nothing about plot or content. It also uses the background music used in almost every single recently released action film for the past year and a half. The movie also features a bit of Brad Pitt's really ugly, graying little tuft of a beard.


The graying little tuft of a beard can also be found in Chanel's new perfume ad.


So fucking ugly. Visually attaching the image of Brad Pitt with that stupid beard to this perfume makes me physically repulsed from it.

lol @ Angelina Jolie's Leg

Did you really think I was going to be able to resist a post about the interference of Angelina Jolie's leg at the Oscars? Seriously, I can't remember what she presented because I can't remember what she said because I was too busy staring at how stupidly ridiculous her stance was on stage at basically the biggest event (at least in her career field) of the year.

Honestly, it wasn't a bad looking dress in my opinion. It was her appendage that looked bad. Pasty white, and looking weirdly disconnected from the rest of her body. Not to mention that her face is so sunken in, she looks legitimately like a skeleton with humungous lips. It's not just me being a huge bitch, others have noticed "the leg." There is now a Twitter account for Angelina Jolie's Right Leg. It has more than 26,000 followers.


Like I said: pasty; weirdly disconnected.



Okay, but honestly, she's sticking out her leg on purpose. Like, really far out beyond the barriers of her dress. Also, Brad, you look pretty terrible. Cut your hair and shave, it's the god damn mother fuckin' Oscars for chrissake. How is it that two of the most potentially attractive people in the world look like total shit?


Oh, just on stage looking like a complete asshole.


It's bad when people your peers make fun of you on national television while you're standing two feet away right after your handed them an award.