Poor Robert Pattinson...

“My brain doesn’t work anymore. I haven’t any memory. I can’t write. All I can do is sign my name. I tried to write the other day—it looked like I was writing in Braille.” I ask him to write something on my notepad; he does, and it’s illegible. “See?” he says. “It looks like spiders have written it.”

I feel really bad for Robert Pattinson. I kind of wish I didn't know who he was just to help the poor guy out. Read the Vanity Fair Article, it's actually a really sympathetic portrait of everyone's fave vampire (actually that's a lie, my fave vampire is Lestat).

Water for Elephants

Reasons I can't wait to see this movie: 1. It's about the circus 2. Reese Witherspoon 3. It's based on an awesome book 4. It's based on interesting historical events 5. Robert Pattinson, sans Stewstew



I've already seen this trailer in two movies (both Natalie Portman movies... coincidence? Probs not, since nothing is a coincidence when there's like 5 major companies in the world that make everything in the media). I want a longer and better trailer, and I want the movie to hurry up and come out. And I want Robert Pattinson to dump his gross girlfriend, continue to part his hair to the side like in this movie, and then marry me. He should probably get a move on though bc I'm in really high demand and I'm starting to get tired of waiting around for his sorry ass.

lol@2010 TIME 100

yeah, because robert pattinson, neil patrick harris, and lea michele deserve to be on the same list as barack obama and malalai joy (thx for risking your life and starting all those underground schools for women in afghanistan, btw).

Indie is Synonymous with Sell-Out

Twilight Saga "Eclipse" soundtrack band list was released today. And, just like with the last soundtrack, I am still amazed with how "indie" the line up is for this tween vamp movie. Like, when Twilight approached Sia, or The Black Keys (I almost regret my earlier post about their upcoming album) or Bat For Lashes... they weren't like, WTF? I mean, I can't really imagine Beck being like "omg, yes I must be a apart of this prepubescent phenom!"


I feel like they just steal this music from some L.A. hipster's ipod fo' free.


Not that I myself don't partake in the Twilight franchise, nor am I anti-mainstream (obviously I'm a product of consumerism)-- but how do all these hipsters and indie rockers come off all snobby and musically selective the rest of the time but then a huge movie franchise approaches them and all the sudden its okay to be a follower? That's one of my big beefs with indie music (which will soon be just like the grunge rock of the 90s.... some other genre of music will replace it as the non-mainstream music type)...

1. Metric – “Eclipse (All Yours)”
2. Muse – “Neutron Star Collision (Love Is Forever)”
3. The Bravery – “Ours”
4. Florence + The Machine – “Heavy In Your Arms”
5. Sia – “My Love”
6. Fanfarlo – “Atlas”
7. The Black Keys – “Chop And Change”
8. The Dead Weather – “Rolling In On A Burning Tire”
9. Beck and Bat For Lashes – “Let’s Get Lost”
10. Vampire Weekend – “Jonathan Low”
11. UNKLE – “With You In My Head (featuring The Black Angels)”
12. Eastern Conference Champions – “A Million Miles An Hour”
13. Band Of Horses – “Life On Earth”
14. Cee-Lo Green – “What Part Of Forever”
15. Howard Shore – “Jacob’s Theme”

New Trailer: Eclipse

Glimpses of the battle scene are in this trailer... man they do a good job of pumping up the hype. I think the epic music helps.

Eclipse's First Trailer

I guess they budgeted in more for make up since Kristen Stewart doesn't look like she's Joan Jett on crack in this movie (or at least in the trailer). And as expected, Taylor Lautner is shirtless in every single scene.

I know I seem obsessed with twilight...

Okay, so I can't promise this will be the last r. patz related post I make, but I definitely need to take a break. However, I couldn't pass up posting this because it is hilarious.



I mean, I don't know why there aren't more of these around because it's ingenious.

Life Outside of Twilight

So Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are trying to be artistically selective in their film role choices to distance themselves from the Twilight mania that is going to be forever attached to those chiseled faces (ahem, Daniel Radcliffe aka Harry Potter in Equiss, anyone? Even being completely naked on stage will never detach him from HP)

Currently, they are each about to release low budget indie flicks in the midst of this Twilight Saga lull.

Kristen Stewart in "The Yellow Handkerchief" ...lol@hergodawfulsoutherntwang... nice try though. Based in Louisiana and I love dat even though I know it will be about an hour and a half of southern movie cliches.



R. Patz is in "Remember Me" in which he plays a tortured rich young adult that is reckless and extremely good looking. There were other characters, I think, but I wasn't paying attention to them.


oh wait, I remember the other character...LOL, Pierce Brosnan?

lol@robertpattinson

"I really hate vaginas. I'm allergic to vaginas," Pattinson says. "The only emotional connection of relevance is with my dog."



too bad r.patz is having some sexual identity issues cause he is hoottttt.