Be A Meat Snob

If watching food documentaries and the "How It's Made" hot dog episode don't gross you out enough, maybe this book will at least convince you that responsibly raised meat looks yummier?

Zombie Meat Diet

I wonder how many weight watchers points Zombie meat is? Maybe it's negative points because the zombie flesh eats at your from the inside!! Well, this beef jerky isn't actually zombie meat (thank god), it's just teriyaki flavored meat made to look really, really unappetizing, like rotting flesh basically...

Why wouldn't you want to eat this?

Four Loko Chili

I highly reccommend the "Epic Meal Time" videos on youtube that a friend recently introduced me to, if you aren't already up on dat (since their Christmas Slaughterhouse Vid has about a million views after all). Basically, it's just a really ridiculous amount of meat and other manly ingredients, like whiskey and cheese, all mixed up together. I wonder what people in third world countries think of our vomit inducing extravagance? Or just other countries in general...

Bacon Nativity Scene

Yes, this nativity scene is made out of meat products. Disgusting... but why didn't I do it first? Except if I wanted to changed anything about this, I would def cook everything first before constructing it. And I would fry the bacon, not put it in the oven, geez, idiots!

Professional Meat Business Cards

Yes, you can now get your business card printed on beef jerky. Honestly, if someone handed me a beef jerky business card, I would want to hire them. Instead of throwing the little bit of paper away or losing it on accident or leaving it in my wallet, which all of those things are most likely to occur... I can be impressed, remember this person's information, and then EAT the beef jerky! win-win.



Order these delectable little thangz at meatcards.com

100x's Better than Monopoly

UMM, can I PLEASE own this? I want to play this bacon adventure, but turn it into a drinking game and take shots of bacon vodka... while eating bacon, which I will later have to floss out with bacon floss and bacon toothpicks. And I'll be so drunk that I'll accidentally injure myself and need to clean the wound with bacon soap and use bacon band-aids. And then I will send a letter of complaint to the makers of Mr. Bacon's Big Adventure Game with my bacon stationary.


Mr. Bacon's Big Adventure Game

This Is Not a Dream. It Is Real.

Yes, this exists. The Grill 'N Chill Tailgater with Draft System. It is a portable grill with an ice chest, radio/CD, and a draft system. All on wheels, although it doesn't exactly look easily transportable, the wheels do make me love this more. Like, seriously, what else would you need to tailgate? I can imagine myself wearing a cute apron flipping the steaks and sausage and chugging a beer. Maybe when I die, this is what heaven will be like.

Graffiti Artists Get It Right

With midterm elections coming up in November, I am bombarded with words and images of initiatives, taxes, tea parties, etc etc etc. God, all people do is complain about tax cuts and marijuana, when really they just need to chill and realize the world is ending in 2012 anyways after the Chinese take over the world. By the way, I finally looked up what the freaking "Tea Party" is, and it's not, contrary to popular belief, a collection of young girls and their toys enjoying a hot saucer full of boiled herb water. It's actually middle-aged upper-middle class republican white men that probably used to be hippies because apparently they love protesting.

MOGUL


If I were a graffiti artist, I'd probably just be a homeless person spray painting images of meat all over city's buildings. And that's probably why I'm not a graffiti artist.

Meat Club in Sesh

Of course I got this in a chain e-mail my mom sent me about things they sell in Wal-Mart in China. Is this a branch of Vitamin Water, or is Meat Water its own company? Sounds like a successful investment to me! Okay, but in all seriousness - I get why cheeseburger flavor is yellow and peking duck is pink... but why would beef stroganoff be blue?

Periodic Table of Meat

Click the pic to see the meatiness in all its glory!

beggin for bacon

Just found a TON of bacon themed products which makes me think there is probably a some kind of supply demand goin on... I mean, someone has to be buying this stuff. And I'm telling you, there's strangely a huge amount of bacon themed product out there.



GO MEAT!

Fast Food Nation, in some areas more than others

California is probably embarrassed to see they tied with Texas for fast foodies since they fancy themselves organic hippies. Stop eating so much IN-N-OUT you freaks, it's not that great.


I wonder why some areas eat more meat than others and I wonder if they have an even more specific map that illustrates areas of increased bacon eating. because I would move there.

More Maps, Plz.

This is my dream

If you know me, you know i love bacon.





Can't tell if I would like this or if it would make me barf. Maybe a little bit of both. GO MEAT!