Showing posts with label clogged arteries. Show all posts
Showing posts with label clogged arteries. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Keep Calm and Bacon On

In honor of my last post... I'm guessing "put bacon on" means put bacon on the skillet. I don't know... it doesn't entirely make sense, but it involved bacon, so whatev.



How appropriate.

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

100x's Better than Monopoly

UMM, can I PLEASE own this? I want to play this bacon adventure, but turn it into a drinking game and take shots of bacon vodka... while eating bacon, which I will later have to floss out with bacon floss and bacon toothpicks. And I'll be so drunk that I'll accidentally injure myself and need to clean the wound with bacon soap and use bacon band-aids. And then I will send a letter of complaint to the makers of Mr. Bacon's Big Adventure Game with my bacon stationary.


Mr. Bacon's Big Adventure Game

Saturday, May 22, 2010

Jim's (kickass) Pancakes

This guy makes cool pancakes for his daughter... like, not just chocolate chip. I'm talking about some cool pancake art.





via Jim's Pancakes

Monday, May 17, 2010

Sunday, May 16, 2010

Obesity Doesn't Even Look Enjoyable



A five pound grilled cheese sandwich (made with 13 different kinds of cheese) served with fries and slaw. That looks absolutely vomitous. It's called The Melt Challenge at some restaurant in Ohio or something. I mean... that doesn't even look good.

Saturday, February 20, 2010

This is my dream

If you know me, you know i love bacon.





Can't tell if I would like this or if it would make me barf. Maybe a little bit of both. GO MEAT!