Sarah Jessica Parker...

I have always said that Sarah Jessica Parker's face is one of those faces that is so fugly it's almost cute. Kind of like pugs or babies that look like old men. How anyone finds her attractive is beyond me, but I do love Sex in the City and enjoy her extremely 90s wardrobe.



So, as you can expect, I got a LOT of enjoyment from this photo.

Charlie's Angels TV, Again?

They seriously need to just leave the Charlie's Angels memory to die peacefully in its well deserved grave. It has already been around the block, and I'm sorry but this is not like Superman, you can't just keep recycling it. I can already feel that this will be a TV flop. Just based on this promotional image below, it already looks like cheese. Seriously, could they get someone in to completely reconfigure what they're trying to go for with the wardrobe and costumes? I like the jumpsuit, but the 70's vibe is pretty half-assed. I'm also a forever fan of Lucy Liu, so the fact that they don't have an Asian in this version pisses me off.



I REFUSE TO WATCH THIS ABC! I WILL FORCE MYSELF TO WATCH SECRET LIFE OF THE AMERICAN TEENAGER FIRST. And that will probably never happen since I refuse to watch a show that involves people with braces getting pregnant.

"The Kennedys" Miniseries

I've been hearing about this controversial miniseries about the Kennedy family- you know, the one that almost didn't happen but is now being aired on Reelz Channel? I think it looks awesome, kind of like "The Tudors" but in a completely different time era and a completely different family. So... completely different. But come on, it's still got Drama! Backstabbing! Politics! Debatable Historical Accuracy! All the elements of a great mini series. Am I right or am I right?



The first episode was actually tonight, and I missed it so I'm gonna have to figure out a way to check dat out before episode 2 sneaks up. I wonder if I'll dislike Katie Holmes any less than I normally do because she is portraying one of my favorite women in American history? I don't know, it's hard for me to shake the Dawson's Creek Joey from my memory.

Snooki, and the Cast of Jersey Shore, in Wonderland

Snookie in Wonderland is a reinterpretation of Lewis Carroll's classic, who I'm sure would totally appreciate this literary raping of his creative brainchild. But anything for modern entertainment, right?! I'm actually shocked that people can still manage to make books appealing to the contemporary, overstimulated audience. Why continue to read when you can sit like a zombie in front of a television and watch quality programming like The Jersey Shore? Well, I guess that explains why the book is only 99 cents on Amazon.




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I LOL'd at the Vinny-Cheshire Cat comparison. Seriously though, Jersey Shore is seeping into every crevice of my life and it needs to just stay on the shore. Can't wait for the cast to go to Italy and prove to Europeans that Americans are even more stupid than they already assumed.

Onion Sportsdome

Is it weird that I'm excited about this show? If you've ever read The Onion then you'll know I line up directly with their sense of humor.

Grover's Old Spice

I almost can't tell the difference between the two videos.

Surprise, Surprise

Wow, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag, filing for divorce?
Who could've seen that one coming.

Lucky British Bitches

They get this show based on the popular FunnyorDie series "Penelope Princess of Pets" and all us Americans get is this trailer.

I feel bad for laughing

I can't decide if this is funny or just really sad.