True, but Hipster

Hide ya Kids, Hide ya Wife, Hide ya Husband

How do these newscasters keep a straight face?

Surprise, Surprise

Wow, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag, filing for divorce?
Who could've seen that one coming.

Why am I late on everything?

To dinner, to appointments, on the uptake of new music videos...I need a calendar tattooed on my body. Anyways, I love Casiokids and they deserve better from me.

I Would Immediately Say Yes

Better than Dixie Chicks?

Gwyneth Paltrow is now a country singer.
listen to the single "Country Strong" here.

Jane Austen's Fight Club

What is up with pairing Pride and Prejudice with weird shit? Like Zombies? Or in this case, Fight Club? This fake trailer for a Jane Austen "Fight Club" starts out slow but I won't pretend I wasn't laughing at the Tyler Durden mockery at the end.



Is it okay that I really like that faux leopard print jacket?

Periodic Table of Meat

Click the pic to see the meatiness in all its glory!

Panda Bear, not Juvenile

Like this new song by Panda Bear, "Slow Motion" --not to be confused with Juvenile's version, although I'm going to argue it's an equally good song.



When I went to high school briefly in Los Angeles, I went to this private school in West Hollywood with a lot of Jews, Russians, and siblings of minor celebrities. There was this Asian kid there that goes by "BJ Panda Bear" and I always, always think its him when people mention the band Panda Bear. He's on the L.A. social scene and likes to ake experimental photos of himself... Unfortunately (or maybe it is fortunate) the band and the person are nothing alike.


lol@BJPANDABEAR

I Should Just Rename the Blog "All About Emma Watson"

So just in case anybody cares about Emma Watson's love life, she is now dating George Craig, her Burberry co-model and also the frontman of the British indie band, One Night Only. Hmm, looks like somebody is trying to be Kate Moss. I guess that Brown trust fund kid, Rafael Cebrian couldn't keep up with her life of modeling and music festivals. Oh well, she is now dating an extraordinarily skinny boy who is a year younger than her and wears a LOT of hair gel and probably has an eating disorder (I mean, he is a male model...)

And now she is starring in her new beau's music video, "Say You Don't Want It", and you know I might've actually liked the song but you know how biased I am against Emma Watson. To my own credit though, her horrible acting skills predictably do not translate well into music videos, especially when the acting calls for her to imitate the mannerisms of a dog... why imagine how ridiculous that looks when you could just watch it below?

Real Men Wear SPANX

Real men with real beer guts, anyway. At first I LOLed when I heard there was SPANX for men, imagining a groin hugging underwear that sucked in the gut and firmed the thighs, not unlike the girly spanx that are so popular. However, the PR reps at spanx probs realized that would not fly with manly men everywhere. So it's actually just undershirts that make all the fatty meat products, beer, and corn chips look like a 6-pack. It helps that the shirts are on already fit and good-looking male models...


Kind of steep at $58 for an undershirt, but if you're a single and desperate (slightly overweight) guy, 58 buckaroos ain't bad.

SPANX for Men

3rd place ain't shabby

my dad won $$$100 dollars today.

Trekkies Rejoice!

So I'm re-watching Star Trek (aka I'm drooling over the hotness known as Chris Pine) and I decided to IMDB him to find out when his beautiful face will grace the big screen again... excited to say there's going to be a Star Trek sequel, released in 2012!! So pumped. I've never even watched Star Trek for real, I just love Chris PIne (but to their credit, they managed to make this sci-fi craziness which i would normally find utterly boring actually an engaging movie that I could understand on some level without any prior Trek knowledge)...

I Like Menswear More than Women's

Because the models are hot. Spring 2011 Menswear shows... Sometimes I wish I were a guy, life would be so easy. Being a well dressed man is so much easier than being a well dressed woman.


Bottega Venetta -----------D&G

The models at Junya Watanabe were particularly UNattractive... I mean, I know they were going for a certain look, but these models are surriously gross (maybe its really intense hair and make up... or maybe you can be completely fugly and still be a model, I don't know).


style.com

Better L8.

I meant to post this when it came out a few days ago, but I was in the woods and watching it like a leech off someone's iphone, barely making it to the end of the video with that one bar of service out in the noble city of independence, louisiana. If you've never heard of it, that's because the town is about 2 blocks long and the rest is wilderness, which I was nestled in the middle of. But nothing can keep me from Harry Potter... whoever is in charge of music for the film is a genius, btw, because the previews always give me shivers.



Wow, Hermione, your hair is awfully coifed for being on the run and undercover, constantly in a state of fear. Tell me, how do you find the time to maintain those perfectly loose curls? (i hate you emma watson)