I mean, they ARE called killer whales

Once again, cue people's shock and dismay in response to something that is, yes, appalling but not all that surprising (ahem, tiger woods). A 40 yr old trainer, Dawn Brancheau "slipped" (that's the official report right now, though a probably hysterical and emotional eyewitness claims she saw the whale jump up and drag her in) into a tank in the whale holding area. Shammy dragged her down and drowned her, it being suggested that he thought it was playtime and not knowing his own strength.



If this whale is convicted of murder, he's gonna be put to sleep probs. I mean, I am saddened for this trainer and her family and it is really tragic that this happened but... has anyone ever thought that KILLER WHALES AREN'T MEANT TO BE TRAINED? It's not the first time a trainer was accidentally killed by their whale. Just sayin, don't act surprised.

sorry for sleeping with like 16 women

lol@tigerwoodz

So, I turn on the tube and who do I see in the headlines but freaking tiger woods. GOD, STILL? His publicists really know how to drag out media blitz.



Apparently he's supposed to make a statement for the first time in three months about his infidelity on Friday...but he's not taking questions (well that's convenient for him, isn't it). God, why do people pretend to act surprised every time a public figure is caught being immoral? I want like, "Lindsay Lohan MURDERS HER LESBIAN GIRLFRIEND" in the headlines, not this cheating bullshit. I guess we only get an OJ Simpson scandal once every decade...