Whiskey in a can! Bring it to the beach and the pool, and tell the cops to SUCK IT!!! And then offer them a can of whiskey, because they might be pissed you're telling them to suck it. It's not actually scottish, it just says it on the can for marketing purposes, but who cares. Apparently sometime in the near future, they will be producing similar products for gin, vodka, and other types of hard liquor. I kind of have been doing this for years (everclear in a plastic water bottle?), can't believe I never thought to sell it. Because, who wouldn't want to buy the bottle of hot, cheap liquor I've been carrying around in my purse?
Buy Some Whiskey!