In Honor of my New iPhone

I recently became an iPhone sellout (RIP Blackberry), and today in the car realized with unexpected happiness that I could use Siri! No, siriusly (loolllzzzz), I was trying call my mother and it was raining and that god dang touch screen keypad is a pain in the mother fucking ass, and I was about to give up when..... I said "SIRI CALL MY MOM" and she did! Alas, the wonders of technology. Well, anyway, I wish Siri was actually Samuel L. Jackson, like in this video. Sure, it wouldn't be a helpful tool at all, but it would be funny.