My Top 5 Hottest Celebs

Okay, so I've noticed that a lot of guys have like a top 10 list of hot celebs they would bang... you're familiar with "the list", right? The one that for some reason always has Jessica Alba, Megan Fox, and Jessica Biel on it? Yeah, I don't understand it either... anyways, I compiled my own top 5 list, mostly because I enjoyed googling images of them.

#5 - Zac Efron

Okay, I'll be honest, the only reason Zac Efron is last on the list is because I'm kind of embarrassed for thinking someone that was in High School Musical 1, 2, and 3 is worthy of being on my hot top 5. But there's no denying that he's not attractive. Come on, classic good looks!

#4 - Chris Hemsworth

SO attractive. He's going to be the star of the upcoming Thor, and he's from Australia so I bet in real life he's even sexier since he has an accent.

#3 - Robert Pattinson

At first I thought he was all good looks and no acting ability, since if anyone's seen the train wreck known as the Twilight Saga, then you will probably agree. I was pleasantly surprised with his role in Water for Elephants so now I love him even more. Brooding, unshaven men are like God's gift to human beings.

#2 - Chris Pine

OH HAY!!! He was really close to snagging number one, but I had to make some serious decisions. When I went to see Star Trek, I literally had no idea what was going on. But I still enjoyed the movie because of the hot lead. Apparently Chris Hemsworth was in the movie too as George Kirk, but I have a feeling he died in the very beginning...

#1 - Chase Crawford

As you can see, I am a fan of blonde. And unshaven. And great jawline. Chace Crawford is like the grade A embodiment of all those traits. And he looks like he wouldn't be an asshole. And he's from the south! Southern gent, anybody? Ugh, he is so perfect.

Now that I've made this blog post, I am officially 13 years old again. No seriously, though, when did I get so boy crazy? Looking back at these pictures, all of these people look like they could be cousins... whatevs.

I Should Just Rename the Blog "All About Emma Watson"

So just in case anybody cares about Emma Watson's love life, she is now dating George Craig, her Burberry co-model and also the frontman of the British indie band, One Night Only. Hmm, looks like somebody is trying to be Kate Moss. I guess that Brown trust fund kid, Rafael Cebrian couldn't keep up with her life of modeling and music festivals. Oh well, she is now dating an extraordinarily skinny boy who is a year younger than her and wears a LOT of hair gel and probably has an eating disorder (I mean, he is a male model...)

And now she is starring in her new beau's music video, "Say You Don't Want It", and you know I might've actually liked the song but you know how biased I am against Emma Watson. To my own credit though, her horrible acting skills predictably do not translate well into music videos, especially when the acting calls for her to imitate the mannerisms of a dog... why imagine how ridiculous that looks when you could just watch it below?

I'm back with some truth

Sorry, I was on the beach getting bronzed and beautiful. While under the golden rays in Gulf Shores, AL for spring break (in my one piece) I never left my condo area to go to other parties. Getting older, lazier, and losing hope in my ability to find a suitable significant other, especially doubting my judgment while under the influence of cheap wine could be the reason. Why would I want to accidentally give my number to the really fat frat guy after I had a couple of bud lights (yeah, I upgraded from natty...really moving up)?

Some girls just don't get it though. Party after party, they make bad choices and sooner than they realize, they have more people named "DON'T TEXT BACK!" in their address book than they ever intended. This chart really breaks it down:



So, when you've had a few drinks, take another look at the guy you're talking to at the bar. Is that Hawaiian print shirt and gap tooth REALLY an endearing quirk?