Tuesday, February 28, 2012

lol @ Angelina Jolie's Leg

Did you really think I was going to be able to resist a post about the interference of Angelina Jolie's leg at the Oscars? Seriously, I can't remember what she presented because I can't remember what she said because I was too busy staring at how stupidly ridiculous her stance was on stage at basically the biggest event (at least in her career field) of the year.

Honestly, it wasn't a bad looking dress in my opinion. It was her appendage that looked bad. Pasty white, and looking weirdly disconnected from the rest of her body. Not to mention that her face is so sunken in, she looks legitimately like a skeleton with humungous lips. It's not just me being a huge bitch, others have noticed "the leg." There is now a Twitter account for Angelina Jolie's Right Leg. It has more than 26,000 followers.

Like I said: pasty; weirdly disconnected.

Okay, but honestly, she's sticking out her leg on purpose. Like, really far out beyond the barriers of her dress. Also, Brad, you look pretty terrible. Cut your hair and shave, it's the god damn mother fuckin' Oscars for chrissake. How is it that two of the most potentially attractive people in the world look like total shit?

Oh, just on stage looking like a complete asshole.

It's bad when people your peers make fun of you on national television while you're standing two feet away right after your handed them an award.

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