Disney Teaches Great Life Lessons

I love Disney movies, but have come to terms with the fact that I can never be a Disney Princess... unless I join the Chinese army in place of my crippled father and fight against the evil Huns and defeat the evil Shan-yu. But technically, I wouldn't be a princess, which is why Mulan is always snubbed in anything relating to the Disney princess. F YOU DISNEY. Well, at least they include the Middle Eastern... one battle at a time, ladies.