Every Music Festival Ever

I actually really want to go to Coachella... used to go to school for a short time in Los Angeles and all my hip former high school L.A. classmates rent a house in the desert wherever this music bonanza is, and take artsy pictures with palm trees, poolside, wearing ripped denim and fedoras and I always wish I could afford to go/didn't have school. So yeah, I actually one day would like to do Coachella, but this fake flyer is funny. And it's also every other music festival lineup, with maybe the exception of Jazzfest but this year Arcade Fire and The Strokes are coming, so maybe I'm wrong.