UMM, can I PLEASE own this? I want to play this bacon adventure, but turn it into a drinking game and take shots of bacon vodka... while eating bacon, which I will later have to floss out with bacon floss and bacon toothpicks. And I'll be so drunk that I'll accidentally injure myself and need to clean the wound with bacon soap and use bacon band-aids. And then I will send a letter of complaint to the makers of Mr. Bacon's Big Adventure Game with my bacon stationary.
Mr. Bacon's Big Adventure Game